Herman’s Head

Herman Cain’s head is still spinning. Welcome to the real world Ladies’ Man.
CBS: ‘Two And A Half Men’ Production ENDED For The Season
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I liked the show, but I didn’t know it was autobiogra phical piece.
Sarah Palin Heading To India In March
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It’s official, ditzy is an outsourceable commodity. Palin is dispatched to India.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost
Obama Quits Smoking
The news that Obama quit smoking has overshadowed another newsmaker that has quit smoking this year, David Koresh.
Finally a Website for the Bitter Ex-husband
Some people have issues, but the guys that submit photos to MyExWifesWeddingDress must have volumes.
The site is built on user submitted photos, videos and short stories (as background) on what an ex-husband does with his ex-wife’s wedding dress. Some of the ideas are original and some just leave you shaking your head.
Attorneys should be falling all over each other trying to buy ads on the site.
Eliot Spitzer’s CNN Debut Tanks, but…
If we have learned anything from Eliot Spitzer it is that he knows when to pull-out.
The new CNN entry “Parker Spitzer” may not be the answer to that network’s chronic ratings problems in prime time – at least from the evidence of its first night on the air.
The political discussion program, featuring the hosts Kathleen Parker, the conservative columnist, and Eliot Spitzer, the one-time governor of New York, fizzled badly in its initial outing Monday, attracting only 454,000 total viewers.
Media Decoder at New York Times
In Case You Didn’t Hear This, You May Need To See Your Doctor

A study at the University Of Alabama-Birmingham linked Viagra use to hearing loss. The study found that men over 40 years of age are twice a week were as likely to discover hearing loss compared to men who did not take the little blue pill.
Nothing says “I’m thinking of you” like the crabs
Revenge can come in many forms and a company in England is ready to sell you some World Class Revenge.
The people at CrabRevenge.com will broker a load of Phthirus pubis for you dump in that special someone’s bed, car or sock drawer.
Crabs is definitely taking the fake dog poop to the next level.
G.O.P. Plane Avoids Crash
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, then engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground!
As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds. As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.
“Those weren’t midgets,” the pilot replied. “Those were Repulicans with all the shit scared out of them.”
