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		<title>Rachel Maddow On Letterman: Talks Anthony Weiner, GOP (VIDEO)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 05:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/humor/" title="Humor">Humor</a></p>Weiner sure has been taking a pounding.Read the Article at HuffingtonPost]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/humor/" title="Humor">Humor</a></p><p><img src="http://i.huffpost.com/gen/288709/thumbs/s-RACHEL-MADDOW-large.jpg" alt="" border="0" /><br/>Weiner sure has been taking a pounding.<br/><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/09/rachel-maddow-on-letterma_n_873829.html">Read the Article at HuffingtonPost</a></p>
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		<title>Things You Can&#8217;t Un-See Part I</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 18:52:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/images/">Images</a></p><p><a href="http://www.shitball.com/things-you-cant-un-see-part-i/" title="image"><img src="http://www.shitball.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/myspace1.jpg" alt="image" width="528" /></a></p>You know she&#8217;s a keeper.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/images/">Images</a></p><p><a href="http://www.shitball.com/things-you-cant-un-see-part-i/" title="image"><img src="http://www.shitball.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/myspace1.jpg" alt="image" width="528" /></a></p><p>You know she&#8217;s a keeper.</p>
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		<title>The Two Most Iconic Photos of 2011 Merged</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 09:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/images/">Images</a></p><p><a href="http://www.shitball.com/the-two-most-iconic-photos-of-2011-merged/" title="image"><img src="http://www.shitball.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/obama-situation-room-princess-beatrice-hat1.jpg" alt="image" width="528" /></a></p>What you may not be able to tell this from the photo is that Hillary Clinton was doing Kegels during the whole operation.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/images/">Images</a></p><p><a href="http://www.shitball.com/the-two-most-iconic-photos-of-2011-merged/" title="image"><img src="http://www.shitball.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/obama-situation-room-princess-beatrice-hat1.jpg" alt="image" width="528" /></a></p><p>What you may not be able to tell this from the photo is that Hillary Clinton was doing Kegels during the whole operation.</p>
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		<title>Yes Ladies, You Can Take Your Exercise To The Beach</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 19:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/video/">Video</a></p><p></p>Creme Fraiche Tags: SOUTH PARKRandy Marsh,Sharon Marsh,more&#8230; The Shake Weight has made it fun to watch infomercials again. But have you ever wondered how a girl stays in shape on vacation?]]></description>
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Tags: <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" style="display: block; position: relative; top: -1.33em; float: right; font-weight: bold; color: #ffcc00; text-decoration: none;" href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">SOUTH<br />
PARK</a><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/characters/randy-marsh" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Randy Marsh</a>,<a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/characters/sharon-marsh" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Sharon Marsh</a>,<a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/episodes/s14e14-creme-fraiche" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">more&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>CBS: &#8216;Two And A Half Men&#8217; Production ENDED For The Season</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 02:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/articles/">Articles</a></p>I liked the show, but I didn&#8217;t know it was autobiogra­phical piece. Read the Article at HuffingtonPost]]></description>
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<h2>I liked the show, but I didn&#8217;t know it was autobiogra<wbr/>­phical piece.</h2>
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		<title>Sarah Palin Heading To India In March</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 23:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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<p>It&#8217;s official, ditzy is an outsourcea­ble commodity. Palin is dispatched to India.<br />
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		<title>Bringing Down the House</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 20:17:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/video/">Video</a></p><p></p>The Metrodome in Minneapolis had its fabric roof collapsed in a storm that dumpped 17 inches of snow on the Twin Cities.]]></description>
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<p>The Metrodome in Minneapolis had its fabric roof collapsed in a storm that dumpped 17 inches of snow on the Twin Cities.</p>
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		<title>Diapers.com Sells for $540 Million, I&#8217;m Now Taking Offers on Shitball.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2010 04:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/images/">Images</a></p><p><a href="http://www.shitball.com/diapers-com-sells-for-540-million-im-now-taking-offers-on-shitball-com/" title="image"><img src="" alt="image" width="528" /></a></p>&#160; The big business news this weekend is that Amazon has acquired Diapers.com for a butt-load of cash, rumored to be $540 million. Amazon is going to try to control the market from beginning to end, so tonight I&#8217;d like to announce that I am now taking offers for Shitball.com to save the ugly press [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">The big business news this weekend is that <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://techcrunch.com/2010/11/06/amazon-buys-diapers-com-540-million/" target="_blank">Amazon has acquired Diapers.com</a> for a <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2010/11/06/amazon-to-buy-diapers-com-for-540-million/" target="_blank">butt-load of cash, rumored to be $540 million</a>. <a title="Amazon" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/amazon/">Amazon</a> is going to try to control the market from beginning to end, so tonight I&#8217;d like to announce that I am now taking offers for <a title="Shitball" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/shitball/">Shitball</a>.com to save the ugly press and hostile takeover.</p>
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		<title>Not Only is Steve Martin the Inventor, He is a Customer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 03:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/video/">Video</a></p><p></p>Hi, I&#8217;m Steve Martin. With so many celebrities endorsing cosmetics these days, I wanted to make sure the cosmetic I endorsed was very special. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m proud to put my name on.. Steve Martin&#8217;s All-Natural Penis Beauty Cream.. New Formula. Try my new beauty cream, and in a matter of weeks your penis will [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Hi, I&#8217;m Steve Martin. With so many celebrities endorsing cosmetics these days, I wanted to make sure the cosmetic I endorsed was very special. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m proud to put my name on.. Steve Martin&#8217;s All-Natural <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="Penis" href="http://www.wikipedia.org">Penis</a> Beauty Cream.. New Formula. Try my new beauty cream, and in a matter of weeks your <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="penis" href="http://www.wikipedia.org">penis</a> will be looking smoother and softer, the way women like it. And because of the new formula no more scaling. Here&#8217;s how it works:</p>
<p>Just take a small amount and rub gently on the <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="penis" href="http://www.wikipedia.org">penis</a> for several minutes up to a half-hour. You&#8217;ll notice a difference right away. And, don&#8217;t worry, a slight discoloration is normal.</p>
<p>Steve Martin&#8217;s All-Natural <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="Penis" href="http://www.wikipedia.org">Penis</a> Beauty Cream.. New Formula. You know it&#8217;s safe. Why? Because it&#8217;s tested on animals. And, if you order by mail, don&#8217;t worry &#8211; it&#8217;s shipped in a plain brown wrapper with the words &#8220;Not <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="Penis" href="http://www.wikipedia.org">Penis</a> Cream&#8221; stamped all over it in big red letters. So pick up a jar today, and remember, it&#8217;s the only cream with a picture of my <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="penis" href="http://www.wikipedia.org">penis</a> on it!</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>I wonder why he doesn&#8217;t shake hands with the customers giving testimonials?</strong></p>
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		<title>Palin Out Protecting Her Version of the Constitution</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 02:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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