Shit Ball

Not Only is Steve Martin the Inventor, He is a Customer

Lord Shit Ball — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 03:05:34 +0000

Hi, I’m Steve Martin. With so many celebrities endorsing cosmetics these days, I wanted to make sure the cosmetic I endorsed was very special. That’s why I’m proud to put my name on.. Steve Martin’s All-Natural Penis Beauty Cream.. New Formula. Try my new beauty cream, and in a matter of weeks your penis will be looking smoother and softer, the way women like it. And because of the new formula no more scaling. Here’s how it works:

Just take a small amount and rub gently on the penis for several minutes up to a half-hour. You’ll notice a difference right away. And, don’t worry, a slight discoloration is normal.

Steve Martin’s All-Natural Penis Beauty Cream.. New Formula. You know it’s safe. Why? Because it’s tested on animals. And, if you order by mail, don’t worry – it’s shipped in a plain brown wrapper with the words “Not Penis Cream” stamped all over it in big red letters. So pick up a jar today, and remember, it’s the only cream with a picture of my penis on it!

I wonder why he doesn’t shake hands with the customers giving testimonials?

Palin Out Protecting Her Version of the Constitution

Lord Shit Ball — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 02:27:30 +0000

And Now The Final Word of the Spelling Bee – Refudiate

Lord Shit Ball — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 04:03:39 +0000

Can I have that used in a sentence?

And On the Drums…

Lord Shit Ball — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 22:49:36 +0000

Ice Age Comes to Al Gore Marriage

Lord Shit Ball — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:02:34 +0000

Evidently he wasnt a prize.

He may have brought Global Warming into the National conversation, but Al Gore’s marriage has gone cold. It is being report at noon today that Former Vice President Al Gore, Jr. and his wife are separating after 40.

In Case You Didn’t Hear This, You May Need To See Your Doctor

Lord Shit Ball — Thu, 27 May 2010 01:23:36 +0000

A study at the University Of Alabama-Birmingham linked Viagra use to hearing loss. The study found that men over 40 years of age are twice a week were as likely to discover hearing loss compared to men who did not take the little blue pill.

Nothing says “I’m thinking of you” like the crabs

Lord Shit Ball — Wed, 19 May 2010 07:20:02 +0000

Revenge can come in many forms and a company in England is ready to sell you some World Class Revenge.

The people at CrabRevenge.com will broker a load of Phthirus pubis for you dump in that special someone’s bed, car or sock drawer.

Crabs is definitely taking the fake dog poop to the next level.

G.O.P. Plane Avoids Crash

Lord Shit Ball — Mon, 03 May 2010 05:38:17 +0000

The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, then engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground!

As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds. As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.

“Those weren’t midgets,” the pilot replied. “Those were Repulicans with all the shit scared out of them.”

Business Card Ninja

Lord Shit Ball — Mon, 03 May 2010 04:37:25 +0000

Here is a man who plays with the business card all the time.

Poland President’s Plane Crashes in Russia

Lord Shit Ball — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 08:17:54 +0000

Poland President’s plane has crashed in Russia. Poland’s Foreign Ministry reports Polish president Lech Kaczynski and his wife were both on the flight from Warsaw when it crashed in Russia.

No word if former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin witnessed the crash from her living room.