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		<title>If Apple Can Make a Phone&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 06:39:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banana smartphone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/images/">Images</a></p><p><a href="http://www.shitball.com/if-apple-can-make-a-phone/" title="image"><img src="http://www.shitball.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/banana-phone-on-air-sportscast.jpg" alt="image" width="528" /></a></p>then so can the banana.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/images/">Images</a></p><p><a href="http://www.shitball.com/if-apple-can-make-a-phone/" title="image"><img src="http://www.shitball.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/banana-phone-on-air-sportscast.jpg" alt="image" width="528" /></a></p><p>then so can the <a title="banana" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/banana/">banana</a>.</p>
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		<title>Bringing Down the House</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 20:17:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/video/">Video</a></p><p></p>The Metrodome in Minneapolis had its fabric roof collapsed in a storm that dumpped 17 inches of snow on the Twin Cities.]]></description>
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<p>The Metrodome in Minneapolis had its fabric roof collapsed in a storm that dumpped 17 inches of snow on the Twin Cities.</p>
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		<title>Pole Dancing Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/sports/" title="Sports">Sports</a></p>There is a movement underway to introduce pole dancing as an Olympic sport. Champion pole dancer Mai Sato from Japan wants to be able to compete on the world stage during the Olympics. &#8220;I could definitely see pole dancing in the Olympics,&#8221; said Sato, who, a dancer since the age of three, out-twirled a bevy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/sports/" title="Sports">Sports</a></p><div id="attachment_34" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 300px"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/blahbie/" target="_blank"><img class="size-medium wp-image-34" title="pole-dancer" src="http://www.shitball.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pole-dancer-300x300.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a><div class="wp-caption-text">Photo: Blahbie Macbain/Flickr</div></div>
<p>There is a movement underway to introduce <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.ocregister.com/articles/pole-235834-dancing-olympics.html" target="_blank">pole dancing as an Olympic sport</a>.</p>
<p>Champion pole dancer <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.polechampionship.com/#/mai-sato/4535061517" target="_blank">Mai Sato</a> from Japan wants to be able to compete on the world stage during the <a title="Olympics" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/olympics/">Olympics</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I could definitely see <a title="pole dancing" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/pole-dancing/">pole dancing</a> in the <a title="Olympics" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/olympics/">Olympics</a>,&#8221; said Sato, who, a dancer since the age of three, out-twirled a bevy of athletes from 11 countries at the second International <a title="Pole Dancing" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/pole-dancing/">Pole Dancing</a> Fitness Championships in Tokyo two months ago. &#8220;I would love to win a gold medal.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>God bless you Miss Sato for all you are doing to advance the sport</strong></p>
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