Category: Politics

Palin Out Protecting Her Version of the Constitution

Aug 11

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And Now The Final Word of the Spelling Bee – Refudiate

Jul 19

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Can I have that used in a sentence?

Ice Age Comes to Al Gore Marriage

Jun 01

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Evidently he wasnt a prize.

He may have brought Global Warming into the National conversation, but Al Gore’s marriage has gone cold. It is being report at noon today that Former Vice President Al Gore, Jr. and his wife are separating after 40.

G.O.P. Plane Avoids Crash

May 02

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The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, then engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground!

As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds. As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.

“Those weren’t midgets,” the pilot replied. “Those were Repulicans with all the shit scared out of them.”

Poland President’s Plane Crashes in Russia

Apr 10

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Poland President’s plane has crashed in Russia. Poland’s Foreign Ministry reports Polish president Lech Kaczynski and his wife were both on the flight from Warsaw when it crashed in Russia.

No word if former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin witnessed the crash from her living room.