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		<title>Woman Stabs Ex Over Cell Phone History</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:56:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Gabriela M. Shaw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Las Cruces N.M.]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/police/" title="Police">Police</a></p>Las Cruces, N.M. Police have charged Gabriela M. Shaw for stabbing her ex-husband after she checked his cell phone&#8217;s call record. There&#8217;s no App for that.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/police/" title="Police">Police</a></p><p>Las Cruces, N.M. <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="Police" href="http://www.shitball.com/category/police/">Police</a> have charged <a title="Gabriela M. Shaw" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/gabriela-m-shaw/">Gabriela M. Shaw</a> for <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_14519799" target="_blank">stabbing her ex-husband</a> after she checked his cell phone&#8217;s call record.</p>
<p><strong>There&#8217;s no App for that.</strong></p>
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		<title>Them Crooked Vultures</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Greeneville TN]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/animal/" title="Animal">Animal</a><a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/police/" title="Police">Police</a></p>Police in Greeneville, TN. have begun to hang dead vultures from trees near a playground. The action is to scare other vultures that represent a threat to the public health. The vultures will vomit up their meals, bones and all on playground fixtures. The department obtained a permit from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/animal/" title="Animal">Animal</a><a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/police/" title="Police">Police</a></p><div id="attachment_26" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 300px"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.dmitrimarkine.com/" target="_blank"><img class="size-medium wp-image-26 " title="Vulture" src="http://www.shitball.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Vulture-300x200.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a><div class="wp-caption-text">Photo: dmitrimarkine.com (CC3)</div></div>
<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="Police" href="http://www.shitball.com/category/police/">Police</a> in Greeneville, TN. have begun to <a href="http://www.whnt.com/news/sns-ap-tn--deadvultures,0,2744533.story" target="_blank">hang dead vultures from trees near a playground</a>.</p>
<p>The action is to scare other vultures that represent a threat to the public <a title="health" href="http://www.shitball.com/category/health/">health</a>. The vultures will vomit up their meals, bones and all on playground fixtures.</p>
<p>The department obtained a permit from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to kill up to 30 black vultures and 10 turkey vultures. The agency was advised to display the dead vultures to serve as a warning the rest of the flock.</p>
<blockquote><p>It worked, They may come back, but they&#8217;re not there now.<br />
Terry Cannon<br />
<a title="Greeneville TN" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/greeneville-tn/">Greeneville TN</a>. <a title="Police" href="http://www.shitball.com/category/police/">Police</a> Chief</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>It will be interesting to see if thetown tries similar measures to prevent other crimes.<br />
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