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Who knew Katy Perry was the soundtrack to the sexual climax for women?

Transgender woman charged with posing as doctor in Miami area

Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested Friday after an investigation by Miami Gardens Police and the Florida Department of Health.

According to police, the victim saw Morris in May and was injected in her buttocks with a substance consisting of cement, “Fix a Flat,” mineral oil and super glue.

Via MSNBC

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I wonder why he doesn’t shake hands with the customers giving testimonials?

A study at the University Of Alabama-Birmingham linked Viagra use to hearing loss. The study found that men over 40 years of age are twice a week were as likely to discover hearing loss compared to men who did not take the little blue pill.