Diapers.com Sells for $540 Million, I’m Now Taking Offers on Shitball.com
The big business news this weekend is that Amazon has acquired Diapers.com for a butt-load of cash, rumored to be $540 million. Amazon is going to try to control the market from beginning to end, so tonight I’d like to announce that I am now taking offers for Shitball.com to save the ugly press and hostile takeover.
A Very Palin Thanksgiving
This will be a Thanksgiving classic. Now ex-Governor pardons a turkey and then goes back to her clueless state of mind.