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		<title>Reward Yourself with a Trip to Jones&#8217; Good Ass BBQ &amp; Foot Massage</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 21:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<title>He Went to Jared</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:51:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<title>Rock McLobster</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 20:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/video/">Video</a></p><p><iframe width="538" height="433" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0Usq7vI8y90?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>Yes, the McLobster is real. Some McDonald&#8217;s restaurants in New England and the Canadian Maritimes offer lobster rolls as a seasonal menu item, called the McLobster.]]></description>
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		<title>Meow, Meow, Meow</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 22:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/video/">Video</a></p><p></p>I&#8217;m thinking if cats get thumbs, milk would be the thing second on their list. Have you seen how they lick themselves?]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m thinking if cats get thumbs, milk would be the thing second on their list. Have you seen how they lick themselves?</p>
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		<title>Yes Ladies, You Can Take Your Exercise To The Beach</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 19:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/video/">Video</a></p><p></p>Creme Fraiche Tags: SOUTH PARKRandy Marsh,Sharon Marsh,more&#8230; The Shake Weight has made it fun to watch infomercials again. But have you ever wondered how a girl stays in shape on vacation?]]></description>
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<p>The <a title="Shake Weight" href="http://www.shitball.com/category/products/shake-weight/">Shake Weight</a> has made it fun to watch infomercials again. But have you ever wondered how a girl stays in shape on vacation? </p>
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		<title>Lohan Sues Over Milk-A-What Ad</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/celebutard/" title="Celebutard">Celebutard</a><a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/commercials/" title="Commercials">Commercials</a><a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/legal/" title="Legal">Legal</a></p>Actress/Train Wreck Lindsay Lohan has filed a $100 million lawsuit again E*Trade Financial Corp for the Milk-A-What? ad. In her complaint she claims that the ad that premiered during Super Bowl XLIV used &#8220;likeness, name, characterization, and personality&#8221; without permission and was violating her right of privacy. I&#8217;m thinking you would have to be drinking [...]]]></description>
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<p>Actress/Train Wreck <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="Lindsay Lohan" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/lindsay-lohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a> has filed a <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.nybreakingnews.com/news/Lindsay-Lohan-sued-ETrade-over-Milkaholic-Baby-Super-Bowl-commercial-1268194326/" target="_blank">$100 million lawsuit again E*Trade Financial Corp</a> for the Milk-A-What? ad. In her complaint she claims that the ad that premiered during <a title="Super Bowl" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/super-bowl/">Super Bowl</a> XLIV used &#8220;likeness, name, characterization, and personality&#8221; without permission and was violating her right of privacy.</p>
<p><strong>I&#8217;m thinking you would have to be drinking more than milk to see the resemblance. </strong></p>
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