If we have learned anything from Eliot Spitzer it is that he knows when to pull-out.

The new CNN entry “Parker Spitzer” may not be the answer to that network’s chronic ratings problems in prime time – at least from the evidence of its first night on the air.

The political discussion program, featuring the hosts Kathleen Parker, the conservative columnist, and Eliot Spitzer, the one-time governor of New York, fizzled badly in its initial outing Monday, attracting only 454,000 total viewers.

Media Decoder at New York Times

Inspired by the dining habits of Paris Hilton, Cock Soup.

Actress/Train Wreck Lindsay Lohan has filed a $100 million lawsuit again E*Trade Financial Corp for the Milk-A-What? ad. In her complaint she claims that the ad that premiered during Super Bowl XLIV used “likeness, name, characterization, and personality” without permission and was violating her right of privacy.

I’m thinking you would have to be drinking more than milk to see the resemblance.