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		<title>I Think I&#8217;ll Pass</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 21:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<title>You And Me Baby Ain&#8217;t Nothing But Mammals</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 09:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dogs humping]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/images/">Images</a></p><p><a href="http://www.shitball.com/you-and-me-baby-aint-nothing-but-mammals/" title="image"><img src="http://www.shitball.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dogs-humping-at-wedding.png" alt="image" width="528" /></a></p>So let&#8217;s do it like they do on the Discover Channel]]></description>
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		<title>Meow, Meow, Meow</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 22:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cat with thumbs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cravendale]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/video/">Video</a></p><p></p>I&#8217;m thinking if cats get thumbs, milk would be the thing second on their list. Have you seen how they lick themselves?]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m thinking if cats get thumbs, milk would be the thing second on their list. Have you seen how they lick themselves?</p>
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		<title>Nothing says &#8220;I&#8217;m thinking of you&#8221; like the crabs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 07:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bed bugs]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[england]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fake dog poop]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/articles/">Articles</a></p>Revenge can come in many forms and a company in England is ready to sell you some World Class Revenge. The people at CrabRevenge.com will broker a load of Phthirus pubis for you dump in that special someone&#8217;s bed, car or sock drawer. Crabs is definitely taking the fake dog poop to the next level.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/tumblog/articles/">Articles</a></p><p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-62" title="crab-lice" src="http://www.shitball.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/crab-lice-300x222.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="222" />Revenge can come in many forms and a company in <a title="England" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/england/">England</a> is ready to sell you some World Class Revenge.</p>
<p>The people at <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.crabrevenge.com" target="_blank">CrabRevenge.com</a> will broker a load of Phthirus pubis for you dump in that special someone&#8217;s bed, car or sock drawer.</p>
<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="Crabs" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/crabs/">Crabs</a> is definitely taking the <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006GK170?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=yid-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0006GK170" target="_blank">fake dog poop</a> to the next level.<img style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=yid-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B0006GK170" border="0" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></p>
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		<title>Must Be An Acquired Taste</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 00:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animal]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cock Soup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/animal/" title="Animal">Animal</a><a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/celebutard/" title="Celebutard">Celebutard</a></p>Inspired by the dining habits of Paris Hilton, Cock Soup.]]></description>
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Inspired by the dining habits of <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="Paris Hilton" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/paris-hilton/">Paris Hilton</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002Q46EH6?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=yid-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B002Q46EH6" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Cock Soup</a>.<br />
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		<title>Them Crooked Vultures</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Shit Ball</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animal]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Greeneville TN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vultures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/animal/" title="Animal">Animal</a><a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/police/" title="Police">Police</a></p>Police in Greeneville, TN. have begun to hang dead vultures from trees near a playground. The action is to scare other vultures that represent a threat to the public health. The vultures will vomit up their meals, bones and all on playground fixtures. The department obtained a permit from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Posted in <a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/animal/" title="Animal">Animal</a><a href="http://www.shitball.com/category/police/" title="Police">Police</a></p><div id="attachment_26" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 300px"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.dmitrimarkine.com/" target="_blank"><img class="size-medium wp-image-26 " title="Vulture" src="http://www.shitball.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Vulture-300x200.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a><div class="wp-caption-text">Photo: dmitrimarkine.com (CC3)</div></div>
<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="Police" href="http://www.shitball.com/category/police/">Police</a> in Greeneville, TN. have begun to <a href="http://www.whnt.com/news/sns-ap-tn--deadvultures,0,2744533.story" target="_blank">hang dead vultures from trees near a playground</a>.</p>
<p>The action is to scare other vultures that represent a threat to the public <a title="health" href="http://www.shitball.com/category/health/">health</a>. The vultures will vomit up their meals, bones and all on playground fixtures.</p>
<p>The department obtained a permit from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to kill up to 30 black vultures and 10 turkey vultures. The agency was advised to display the dead vultures to serve as a warning the rest of the flock.</p>
<blockquote><p>It worked, They may come back, but they&#8217;re not there now.<br />
Terry Cannon<br />
<a title="Greeneville TN" href="http://www.shitball.com/tag/greeneville-tn/">Greeneville TN</a>. <a title="Police" href="http://www.shitball.com/category/police/">Police</a> Chief</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>It will be interesting to see if thetown tries similar measures to prevent other crimes.<br />
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