Nothing says “I’m thinking of you” like the crabs

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Revenge can come in many forms and a company in England is ready to sell you some World Class Revenge.

The people at CrabRevenge.com will broker a load of Phthirus pubis for you dump in that special someone’s bed, car or sock drawer.

Crabs is definitely taking the fake dog poop to the next level.

Must Be An Acquired Taste

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Inspired by the dining habits of Paris Hilton, Cock Soup.

Them Crooked Vultures

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Photo: dmitrimarkine.com (CC3)

Police in Greeneville, TN. have begun to hang dead vultures from trees near a playground.

The action is to scare other vultures that represent a threat to the public health. The vultures will vomit up their meals, bones and all on playground fixtures.

The department obtained a permit from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to kill up to 30 black vultures and 10 turkey vultures. The agency was advised to display the dead vultures to serve as a warning the rest of the flock.

It worked, They may come back, but they’re not there now.
Terry Cannon
Greeneville TN. Police Chief

It will be interesting to see if thetown tries similar measures to prevent other crimes.