Who Knew the Red Pill Had So Much Fiber?
There’s quite a bit of farting in the Matrix. Next time Morpheus should offer Neo some Beano to go with the Red Pill.
Things Scarier Than Last Minute Christmas Shopping: Part 1
Not many things are scarier than fighting the crowds at the last minute on Christmas Eve, but I’ve started a list based on reader input. With any further delay, where is number 1 on the list – Prison Showers.
Shit Box: The D.I.Y. Box of Crap
If you’ve ever been told to get your shit together, this item might be for you. The Shit Box is portable jon you can take with for those moments when nature calls and you’ve got no place to go.
Even more amazing is an optional accessory of glow in the dark toilet paper, for those things that go dump in the night..
Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and shit in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.
Enter, with a snigger, a nudge and a somewhat aghast face, the Shit Box. As you can see, this charmingly named creation is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. Available in two sizes, the 14” original and a smaller ‘Little Jack’ version for nippers, it’s ideal for festival fans, campers, Portaloo-less builders, fishermen and kids caught short on long journeys.
For the Love of Cheetos
I know I left them laying on the table by my chair
Now they’re gone and I’m the only one who seems to care
I turned the sofa over and I looked under the rug
But all I found were pennies, lint, and a very ugly bug More…
