Archive for May, 2010
In Case You Didn’t Hear This, You May Need To See Your Doctor
A study at the University Of Alabama-Birmingham linked Viagra use to hearing loss. The study found that men over 40 years of age are twice a week were as likely to discover hearing loss compared to men who did not take the little blue pill.
Nothing says “I’m thinking of you” like the crabs
Revenge can come in many forms and a company in England is ready to sell you some World Class Revenge.
The people at CrabRevenge.com will broker a load of Phthirus pubis for you dump in that special someone’s bed, car or sock drawer.
Crabs is definitely taking the fake dog poop to the next level.
G.O.P. Plane Avoids Crash
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, then engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground!
As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds. As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.
“Those weren’t midgets,” the pilot replied. “Those were Repulicans with all the shit scared out of them.”